Social Gripe #1: Divine Beings

Elevator Slaves 
- uses the elevator to go from 2nd floor to 1st floor -

Stop riding the elevator you lazy bums!!  People situated on the higher floors don't have choice - it takes too long to walk down multiple flights of stairs.  If you took the stairs, you would save yourself time and stop wasting our time in the process.  Using an elevator to go from the 2nd floor to the 1st floor puts on display your complete lack of concern for anybody but your stupid self.

Wall Clicks  
- a group that maintains horizontal wall when individuals approach from opposite direction -

Get over yourself and make room for people walking the other way - despite what you may think, you are not the only person in this world.  Instead of being a courteous individual and forming a vertical line when necessary, you proceed to knock people off walkways or into walls.  And for you men that do this when a lady is approaching, you have no class - forcing a lady off a sidewalk and into the mud is inexcusable.