Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Sports Gripe #5: Memos for my disappointing teams...

Redskins

Players that have a 100 million dollar contract should do whatever their employer asks of them...Shut Your Hole Haynesworth, go to the off-season workouts, and stop being a lazy blob!!

Orioles

Players being 6 million dollars to pitch one inning in a baseball game should never give up more than one run...You Really Suck Gonzalez (epic fail)!! 

The team should not hesitate to teach Reimold (a Left-Fielder) a second position if there is a better Left-Fielder already on the team but a worse player at comparable position (1st Base)...Stop being so arrogant Trembley Super-IdiotReimold > Atkins

Bad teams find a way to lose winnable games...2010 O's = 2009 O's

Hitting with runners in scoring position is just as important as home runs...clutch hitting is not the O's forte

Wizards

More wins means less ping pong balls and a lesser chance at the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd pick in the NBA draft...please start playing bad again

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