Thursday, November 5, 2009

Road Rage #5: Two Commuting Hazards

Fakepoolers 
- individual who acquires a carpool tag and parks in a carpool spot with no passengers - 
You people can go to hell.  You are taking spots away from the true carpoolers (2 or more people = carpool).  Two days ago, I actually witnessed an individual walk from her office to her car in her so-called "carpool" spot and drive off.  What makes it worse is that I was able to prove without a reasonable doubt that she was a fakepooler because I inadvertently followed her through the garage and out of the complex, and nobody else ever got in the car!!  No Excuses - you fakepoolers are arrogant, lying, phonies!!
Ford Aerostar Mini-Van Owners 
- usually found abandoned on the side of the road or broken down in the middle lane of traffic with their 4-way flashers on -
How are these things still on the road?  They were discontinued in 1997.  Words of Advice for Ford Aerostar Mini-Vans Owners: Regular maintenance is required for a vehicle to remain operational, even more so for you because your car is a old POS from Ford.  If you take my advice, maybe your crappy mini-van will stop breaking down in the middle of the road, thus eliminating the numerous traffic nightmares you create on a daily basis.

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