Social Gripe #2: Halloween Abusers

The Grossly Uncostumed 

- appears as a plain-clothed child (typically older), but with a pillowcase in hand

Black sweats, plain hats, ratty jeans, white t-shirts, etc. are not considered a costume - you are just being lazy!!  You want candy from me, you are going to need to put a little more effort into your costume rags.

The "Candy-Eating" Toddler
- as seen in the arms of their parent (since they can't walk!!)

So your 6-month old baby eats solid candy?  I don't think so...stop carrying the baby from house-to-house in an attempt to get candy for the baby yourself.  NO CANDY FOR YOU!!

The Savage High-Schooler

- can be heard coming from miles away and is found in groups of similar kind

You are too old for trick-or-treating.  Let the little kids enjoy the candy and experience without your gracious loud presence.  I know you wouldn't be able to notice those children since you are being distracted by your obnoxious group of followers that makes a point to scream and howl down each driveway/road.